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NEIL GAIMAN, The Graveyard Book
To what can one compare our life on earth?
To a flock of geese
Waddling about in the snow
Leaving a faint trace of their passage.
SU SHI, "Remembrance"
I have not wasted life, but life hath wasted me.
BHARTRHARI, "Against the Desire of Worldly Things"
Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being.
GEORGE ELIOT, Felix Holt
The road is life.
JACK KEROUAC, On the Road
Life packed a clever one-two punch: cruelty and absurdity.
DEAN KOONTZ, Velocity
Store well Life's sheaves, the grains of thought--
Your harvest will be good,
If sheaves are bound by ties of love,
And evil you've withstood.
ARDELIA COTTON BARTON, "Gathering of the Sheaves"
Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
MICHAEL CRICHTON, Next
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth
Living is a hazardous profession.
TOBSHA LEARNER, The Witch of Cologne
God is found in this Life ... to wait for another is folly.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain
I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter! - Author unknown
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Sherrilyn Kenyon in "Dance with the Devil"
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes
Crying doesn't help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings. - Author unknown
Smile, tomorrow will be worse. - Author unknown
When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets. - Author unknown
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Author unknown
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Steven Wright
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Steven Wright
Hopefully, these funny quotes on life have at least made your day, if not left you in splits. But most importantly, it should be an inspiration for celebrating life! After all, you only live once - unless you are a cat!
There are really two ways of going about it - you can either sit moping about how unfair and unyielding life is and how the greater cause does not make sense to you or you can take everything in with a pinch of salt (along with some tequila and a lime wedge, if you will), have a few laughs and carry on, smiling at the weirdness of it all. It might not be sugary and rosy all the way, but it will definitely be an enjoyable ride if you know how to be a sport. Truth is always stranger than fiction and there can be no greater adventure than living it. Here are a few quick jibes at the roller coaster ride we call life from some of the funniest men of all time. Life wasn't always smooth for them, but they learnt to live with it and bring out the best of the rigmarole through these lines.
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. - Author unknown
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P. D. East
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain
I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter! - Author unknown
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Sherrilyn Kenyon in "Dance with the Devil"
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes
Crying doesn't help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings. - Author unknown
Smile, tomorrow will be worse. - Author unknown
When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets. - Author unknown
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Author unknown
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Steven Wright
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

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